just found out that smh means “shaking my head” and not “so many horses” ive been crushed by the undeniable gravity of acronyms
to be fair, when you say “so many horses” you’re gonna be shaking your head in disbelief anyway.
quite the contrary. i would be nodding my head in belief. i have been mentally preparing for this day for so long. the ascension of the equines is neigh. there are so many horses.
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
Let me just say Maddy actually looked hella pretty in her most recent selfie. A+ I approve.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”